Monday, February 23, 2004
05:48 p.m.

Why is it that a virus shows up on some people's computers when they visit my blog? I curse the person who created that bug. Grr. Now I'll have to move back to my old URL. Ana and Mommy, please check if you receive any more viruses there. If you do, tell me ASAP. I'll look for a new blog host then. Hn.

Sunday, February 22, 2004
01:53 p.m.

(Don't worry, the runtime errors appearing with this page aren't viruses. I'll be back to fix them as soon as I find the bugs.)

Lazy Sunday. Haha. Haven't done anything academic at all. To hell with the journ editorial. I'll probably do that at the very last minute of this surprisingly tranquil day, so as not to ruin the peace. Mommy, am I going to be spanked for being a slacker?? :innocent grin:

Someone called me a "luscious cookie". Freaky.

Saturday, February 21, 2004
08:49 a.m.

I sigh. Today is the dreaded day of the impromptu F&L practice organized by my prison warden. Argh. She shall see hell if she forces me to stay longer than 1 PM.

If the Kingdom wants to die, so be it. Leave the cult alone, Death.

Friday, February 20, 2004
05:45 p.m.

Was struck with angst-filled inspiration today.

The above statement also serves as a warning for those of you who prefer reading happy blog entries.

***

Le Regne de Deux Arbre
(The Kingdom of Two Trees)

Adversity hangs upon the very sky wherein the bright sun and the peaceful twilight once dwelled. There is division among the beings walking below it.

The Kingdom is dying.

The aristocrats, gifted with the power of the mind, distinguish themselves from the rest -- ignoring all whom they deem to be inferior to their alleged brilliance. The court jesters, although kind to everyone, unconsciously trail at the feet of their bejeweled nobility. The cult members, known for their detachment to the social classes as well as their bizarre ancestry, smite those who favor vanity and superiority. Nothing good has come from the gypsies and the bellydancers either, as they prefer to laze about in their assumed beauty, helping only those who flatter them with lies.

The peasants can do nothing but watch their countrymen destroy each other.

Look at the symbolisms, and you'll know what I'm talking about.

***

To my prison warden at the Chateau Deux Arbre dungeons:


Let me live in peace.

Let me do the things only for me. Let me do what needs to be done only for the ones with me and for me. Let me be free from all parasitic labor. Let me be free from impromptu rendezvous with narcissistic snakes who feed upon popularity with their never-ending jaws. Let me be who I am. Let me be who I know myself to be.

Let me go.

Let me live in peace. Live in peace. In peace.

Who's my prison warden? Think of the bossiest person in class.

***

Wednesday, February 18, 2004
07:18 p.m.

Squishy raw chicken. Fun. Really fun. ^______________^

Oh well. It won't last, though. Lab reports are waiting to be filled up. Cartilage, mesentery, ligaments... gah.

My mother's watching Meteor Garden on the tv behind me. Freaky.

Tuesday, February 17, 2004
05:12 p.m.

Was really shocked when I got to the car and found that neither my mom or dad was in the driver's seat. Someone else was there.

Creepy. My dearest parents hired a driver. o_O

Before that, all this happened:
1. Kyla called me "creamy". Hehehe. Kami lang may alam kung ano meaning nun.
2. Mommy drew something for her illegit child. Kawawa naman ako. (Joke lang, Nana!)
3. Klau came back. I blink.
4. Sir J wore a new polo. Hahaha. And yes, the birthday song which says you ought to be in a zoo is most fitting for him. XD (No offense!)
5. Evaluated the Parish Involvement thing. Hahaha. 2's and 3's abounded in my tally.

That's all. Bye bye!

Monday, February 16, 2004
07:10 p.m.

My dearest parents broke the rules and took us to a restaurant in our school uniforms. Haha.

My siblings and I had our own table, while *they* sat at another. Frankly, it felt a lot more comfortable eating with my auto-burping bro and my auto-farting sis. Is that a bad sign? @_@

Just an observation: nobody ever listens to me at school when it comes to academics. Hoohoo. No offense, but the least they could do was show some sign that they heard me. Geez. (Don't worry, KBP people. I'm not talking about any of you. ^_^)

May bavarian cream donuts sa canteen. Yum. I shall become fatter and fatter. Buhaha!

Sunday, February 15, 2004
06:25 p.m.

Hehehe. Interesting day.

1. The priest's homily consisted of his cellphone and the religious things stored in his inbox. Wehehe. Parehas pa kaming 3530 ang gamit. Too bad *they* still haven't returned mine. :(

2. The ditz who sat in the pew in front of my family wore a thin white pair of slacks. As you may know, black shows through white in clothes, and so, I saw something I wasn't supposed to see. I still can't get that thong image out of my head. Disgusting.

3. Haunted Mansion is a very cheesy movie. Poor Eddie Murphy. (Btw, we saw that at Greenbelt 3. Ducky, were you, by any chance, there? La lang. We're becoming Makati people like you... O_o)

4. Saw Steph at Greenbelt 2. Waved at her for approximately one minute. Mother dearest was completely weirded out. :grin:

Hahaha. What a day. Hahaha. Wala parin tagboard si Mommy.

Saturday, February 14, 2004
12:12 p.m.

Oooga Booga Booga.

Yes, there is nothing to do here. Bored with Kingdom Hearts. No will to play FFX. (Besides, Ducky and I are going to race for that this summer.) The novelty of Genma-Panda in The Sims has worn off. Feed/pet the dog? And have him pee all over me like yesterday? Nope. Lunchtime, actually. Not hungry at all. Bwahaha. I shall keep typing, then. Dialed Ducky's number two minutes ago. No one was answering. Oh well. Wala tuloy ako maasar. (Yes, Ducky's number is the only one I've memorized because I'm too lazy to memorize anything else. Bwahaha.) Why did our FloLau play have to be a musical? My OSTs have gone to waste. Oh well. No karate today again. I am thoroughly rotting. Sir Chino shall laugh at my miserable kicks. Bwahaha. Am being dragged to see Haunted Mansion tomorrow. Oh well. Hello, Eddie Murphy.

That was a very long paragraph filled with unrelated sentences. Bad Diane. Must not write stupid letter of appeal that way.

I just remembered my THE stencil. Haven't finished it yet. Nyanya. Slacking off seems to be my top priority today.

Okay, I'm hungry now. Buhahaha!

Saturday, February 14, 2004
11:53 a.m.

Haha. It's Valentine's day. Hahaha.

I like the chocolates that come with this event, but not the fluff that comes through every conceivable hole in this world. Please. There's Valentine's specials on most of the channels today. Newspapers are peppered with "I-love-yous" and the like. Gah.

Woohoo. I'm a Valentine's scrooge!! XD

Friday, February 13, 2004
10:48 p.m.

GTO moment of the day:

[Onizuka has a snakebite on his you-know-where.]
"Quick, Fuyuzuki! Suck the poison out with your mouth!"

Wahahahahahahahaha!

Yes, Diane is perverted and hyper. Earlier, though, I wasn't. Damned dysmenorrhea.

Thursday, February 12, 2004
07:38 p.m.

Bad day again. (That almost sounds like the Gravi song, "Blind Game Again". Ang corny ko.) Ducky snapped me out of it, though. THWACK! Woohoo!

Finished the NSC article for Pauliworld. Off to Ana it goes...

I shall get mad at Sir V if it does not get published. I shall mutilate his pictures in the next issue if it does not get published. Ana and I worked hard on that, and it'd be CRUSHING to see nothing come next Pauliworld. I'd even be happy with the line, "with reports from Ana Tan and Diane Agustin" -- anything to show that my application as a staffer did not go to waste this year. Sana lang talaga...

Btw, if you're having trouble dragging the DIV, hold down your left mouse key at the area beneath the "poke!" button.

Wednesday, February 11, 2004
06:55 p.m.

Gah. Today was a bad day. Damn *THEM*.

Sunday, February 8, 2004
08:59 a.m.

I've become obsessed with downloading objects for my Sims game. Bwahahahaha.

I sent a Genma-Panda skin to my directory just recently. Hee hee hee. I shall now be able to terrorize my neighborhood with an oversized panda!

If you'd like to harass your Sims with Genma as well, visit this page. The site's got other anime skins too.

Saturday, February 7, 2004
06:28 p.m.

Buhahahaha. Look at the little black square on the upper left. Surprise!

Saturday, February 7, 2004
03:48 p.m.

Meet variant Blanco. Bwahahaha. It feels odd to have such a drab layout after Gravitation and Saiyuki. Oh well. Tinamad kasi ako magpost nung variant Epsilon. Too many layers. Poopie.

Mommy got a premade layout. Nyaaa.

No karate today. Dearest father is in Tagaytay, while dearest mother went out with her friends the entire morning. I'm getting rusty. [attempts to make a back kick, but ends up tripping]

Oh yeah, the II-3 soiree. Won't be going. Sorry, Sam. Was hoping to see you making people freak out.

Panira ang Math. Gagamboy must have some sort of lucky charm. All my curses fail.

Dearest brother finished FFX. Now I have no will to play the game anymore. On to Kingdom Hearts, then. Hollow Bastion is a very annoying place.

Currently looking for an mp3 of the Ultra Maniac ending theme...